Do you have a favorite person? If you’re a sixteen year old girl, you probably do — or at least you think you do because when you’re sixteen, your boyfriend is your everything. Likewise, if you’re an infant — (which clearly I know you’re not, I mean who’s ever heard of an infant that can read let alone surf the internet for interesting blogs?) then the person who feeds you is undoubtedly your favorite. Hey, let’s face it; infants rate a person’s popularity the same way a dog does — you feed ‘em, keep ‘em warm and dry and you become their everything. It’s that simple.
But, for the sake of this post I’m going to assume you are neither a teenage girl nor an infant, therefore, I am also going to assume you don’t have a favorite person. I mean how could you? How could anyone who’s lived a life that’s allowed them to meet interesting, lovely people, ever choose a favorite? (A favorite child, sure — we all have our favorite child … just kidding … really, that’s a joke. Sort of ; )
Anyway, for anyone who’s actually stuck around to read this far from entertaining post, instead of telling you about all my favorite people (because there are a lot and I could make a list but then I’d probably leave someone off and this would be the one day that that someone would actually read my blog and then they’d get all upset for no reason whatsoever — and yes, that was a run-on sentence) I’ll leave you (as if you care) with a tiny list of a few of my favorite things (and no, The Sound of Music is most certainly not one of them—I don’t like musicals. Except for Grease … but that might be because I kinda like the bad-boy in the tight jeans and leather jacket rather than the actual music … wink, wink).
A Few of my Favorite Things … TOMATOES Anything and everything tomato. Love the big beefy ones, sliced thick and sprinkled with sugar for breakfast … or broiled with mozzarella and basil … or fresh, plump and juicy and eaten like an apple. HYDRANGEAS White ones … and just about any white flowers for that matter (in fact, white is the only color of flower I really like). SMART PEOPLE with OPINIONS What’s not to love about people that actually know what they are talking about and share their wisdom with the rest of us? OLIVES Any and all SLIGHTLY-DIRTY KETEL ONE MARTINIS Times two on any given Friday night. SUNRISES Not sunsets — there’s a difference!! One is evidence of yesterday’s promise of another day fulfilled. The other is simply an end. CAT WOMAN If you have to ask then you don’t understand. STARBUCKS Again, if you have to ask then you don’t understand.
DISCLAIMER: I’m a writer and an editor. And I try my best to make sure every post is articulate and free from errors. However, being that I edit my own work—and it’s next to impossible to properly edit your own work—I admit, occasionally there may be an error or two I miss. But doing so doesn’t make me an idiot so don’t be mean. Just smile, pat yourself on the back for finding an error and be glad you’re not the only one who makes mistakes sometimes … xoxox