For the love of a warm tush –

Gross. Right? I mean who wants to sit that close to anything that might have inadvertently sucked up droplets of someone else’s pee? My Great Aunt has one of these on her toilet. Myself, I have yet to actually see it but my mother swears it exists and her tall tale of woe from her…

Instagram + Teenager = CLEAN??

Good news … this is not another post about last night’s presidential debate … I know that lead-in is so intoxicating that you are bound to hang around and read this article in its entirety – heck, you might even tweet it or forward it to your friends. Go ahead … because I’m in need…

SURVIVOR Suburbia Neighborhood Style

Earlier tonight … I was on my way to soccer practice (not for me, for my daughter) when a thought so profoundly funny hit my brain that I almost had to pull the car over. You know how I’m throwing a SURVIVOR party for a bunch of (dare I say, privileged) eleven year olds this…

I learned two things from grandmother.  The first, after some glorious holiday exchange between aunts and uncles, first cousins and second cousins, and anyone else that shared our surname was, “Never apologize for who your family is. You didn’t choose them,” she told me. “As for your fiends, if you have crappy friends that’s entirely…