OMG please stop public grooming – PLEASE!

I read my horoscope today. I don’t usually read my horoscope but I’m traveling today and when I travel I have a tendency to read just about anything to help my mind forget it’s some 30,000 plus miles in the air. Major sidebar here – but why the hell does the lady in front of…

DO NOT cash grandma’s stock to go on spring break!

High school was awesome — like really, really, awesome. I only wish I’d realized just how awesome it was when I meandered the hallways. Don’t get me wrong — I have zero, zilch, not one iota of an inkling, to return to those days, BUT if my Genie would appear and grant me unlimited wishes,…

Lions and tigers and bears, OH MY!

5 x 7 = 35 (five dollars, seven days a week) 35 x 52 = 1,820 (thirty-five dollars, fifty-two weeks in a year) One thousand, eight hundred and twenty. Yup. That’s how much I spend at Starbucks every year – $1,820.00 – add on the whole bean purchases for grinding at home … say 12…

Who needs water anyway??

I have an office in my house. First floor. Next to the main powder room (ooohhh … that sentence makes it sound like I have multiple powder rooms – I do not – only one – nice house but definitely not the one where you have to give guests directions just to find the bathroom)….

I’m Still Out of Milk!

I tried.  I really did.  I had a binder … I made labels … I cut and I cut and I cut … And then. Then the day came around that I, along with my forced companion – I made my ten year old go with me – went grocery shopping to the “inexpensive” store…