When you see dirt under someone’s fingernails …

Children – young children – don’t notice the dirt under someone’s fingernails … especially when they’re handing you a slice of birthday cake. And if they do, they don’t think much of it other than that the said someone needs to wash their hands. When I was young – say six, seven … nine, ten…

Shhh … don’t tell anyone but I am Isis – really, I am.

I’ve always wanted to fly. You can thank my childhood obsession with Marvel comics for that – or wait … maybe it wasn’t Marvel? (Yes, sometimes I get DC and Marvel mixed up – what can I say, I unlike my copyrighted friends, am human.) Oh I know what you’re thinking … that is if…

For the love of a warm tush –

Gross. Right? I mean who wants to sit that close to anything that might have inadvertently sucked up droplets of someone else’s pee? My Great Aunt has one of these on her toilet. Myself, I have yet to actually see it but my mother swears it exists and her tall tale of woe from her…