Channeling Hans Solo

So I made the jump through hyperspace and ended up over here at WordPress – sparing you the mundane details of why I switched servers, I’m just going dig into a short little post about a few things that make me cringe … this is just for fun (sort of) … and it’s the beginning…

R_U_AN_IDIOT?

How long does it take someone to stop 4000 pounds? AKA the average automobile. From Car and Driver magazine: Unimpaired: 0.54 seconds to brakeLegally drunk: add 4 feetReading an email: add 36 feetSending a text add 70 feet Driving down 146th street today my phone dinged signaling that I had a new text.  I picked my phone…