Starbucks, The Piggly Wiggly and the Sloth Among Us –

You know those enclosures in parking lots made to corral wandering shopping carts?? Yea … those. You’re with me. Right? The ones at my Super Target are made from the same brick as the store so they coordinate nicely with the surrounding buildings rather than stick out like the dirty plastic ones at the Piggly Wiggly…

For anyone who’s ever thought yoga a waste of time —

I am a runner. No, no, no. I am not running from the law or a rabid dog or the neighbor down the street who never, ever seems to shut up. The other kind — the kind that laces her shoes, takes off down the road for a few miles and sweats, a lot. I’ve always been a…

When MTV catches you on film with a caterpillar …

You know how every now and then something happens — something strange and bizarre — and you catch yourself looking around, knowing full and well that Ashton Kutcher and his buddies from MTV are lurking in the bushes waiting to spring out and inform you that yes, indeed, you have been punk’d. (What? You don’t…

Toenail Found in Upscale Yoga Studio

Who knew yoga could hurt so damn bad?? Last week I sprained my thumb — OK … OK … I’m really not sure if I sprained my thumb or not BUT I do know it hurt like hell to try and open a bottle of wine (no worries, I had a neighbor open it for…

Ever See a Yogi Run Fast?

I am a runner. And without regressing to the glory days, I will simply say that at one time – be it a long time ago – I was actually pretty darn good. Alas, I am no longer in the business of record setting and have attempted to embrace YOGA. Really. I have tried. Tried…