I just want a place to pee alone! 

So a girl walks into a bathroom (I know, you thought I was going to say bar, didn’t you) … not a swanky powder room, but a restroom – you know, like in an office building that houses roughly 3,000 other people on any given day.Yea. One of those bathrooms. One with twelve stalls, six sinks, a…

Who needs water anyway??

I have an office in my house. First floor. Next to the main powder room (ooohhh … that sentence makes it sound like I have multiple powder rooms – I do not – only one – nice house but definitely not the one where you have to give guests directions just to find the bathroom)….