Why lingering is perhaps the greatest sin of all …

IF I could snap my fingers, wave my wand, wriggle my nose or click my heels together I wouldn’t implore the powers that be to transport my a double s to Kansas — no offense to those of you that love your Jayhawks, but I’d use my wish for something greater … and no, I…

Do these pants make me look fat?

People have an inept way of making other people feel like crap. You ever notice that? Like how you can be having an absolutely awesome day, and then — then some jerk flips you off when you switch lanes. Or some lady gives you a dirty look when you’re standing in line, waiting, patiently ……

It can be excruciating to admit this …

So, I wrote a book. But most of you know that. And actually, I’ve written a couple books but only released the one. And while at first, I was unbelievably happy and excited about the attention and the press that it incurred, it never ceases to amaze me how some people … some that are…