Anyone want to take a bath in CBD oil? …

Can I take a bath in CBD oil? I know you think I’m joking. You think I’m being sarcastic. Maybe you even think I’m just plain full of shit … but I swear to you, I’m as serious as the day is long (more on that in a minute).

For years, heck centuries, people have been soaking their tired bodies in hot baths … in ice baths … in mud baths … in epsom salt … in whatever the reigning wisdom tells them they need to relieve their aching joints, sore muscles, etc., etc., etc. So again I ask, if CBD oil is so good, can I take a bath in it? I mean why aren’t there CBD bathhouses popping up all over the country. Or at the very least in Colorado and Oregon?? I mean right? 

And don’t tell me it’s because oil sinks into the body. I get that. I mean isn’t that the whole point? So I say let it sink in … let it do what it’s supposed to do and then some. Oh wait, it’s the cost?? Too expensive to have gallons and gallons of it sitting around in a tub. Maybe. But … then there’s this … now don’t go all “ewww that’s soooo gross” on me here, but what if there was a way to share the oil baths? There are communal baths all over the world where people share a lot more than just tranquility and a little CBD … so what if there was a way to share the tub without sharing everything in the tub? 

In all truthfullness, I’ve yet to use CBD oil but I know a lot of people who swear by it. And at the rate I’m going one of three things is going to happen:

  • Either I shrivel away like a slug covered in salt,
  • I become the reincarnation of the Bionic Woman (what with all the surgeries I’ve had lately),
  • Or I figure out a way to make CBD oil baths a thing and praise the Gods for the goodness of cannabis.

BUT. I’ve never smoked pot

Believe it or not … really … not once. Just never appealed to me. But soaking in a tub of warm oil with strangers … well, why not. You only live once (as far as I know) and if that’s what it takes to relieve some of the pain, then I’m all for it. Hope I get to choose my tubmates ;)

How about you? You ever use CBD oil? Would you take a soak with others if you knew it would relieve your aching body? READ MORE about my thoughts in the big W. (That’s W. E. E. D.)

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DISCLAIMER: I’m a writer and an editor. And I try my best to make sure every post is articulate and free from errors. However, being that I edit my own work—and it’s next to impossible to properly edit your own work—I admit, occasionally there may be an error or two I miss. But doing so doesn’t make me an idiot so don’t be mean. Just smile, pat yourself on the back for finding an error and be glad you’re not the only one who makes mistakes sometimes … xoxox

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