Sarcasm

blond woman with long eyelashes looking down at her coffee cup taking a sip.

Dear Coffee Cup, (I think I love you)

Thank you for not talking back when I say stupid things, when I think ridiculous things, when I threaten to switch to green tea and shelf you for eternity …

Painting of blackbirds escaping a baked pie.

Family Holiday Humor Mothers Sarcasm

What Happens When the Birds Escape the Pie?

There are, according to my mother, 40,000 birds in my garage. That’s right. Forty thousand. Four, zero, comma, zero, zero, zero. I have a nice house. But I’m not a …

Illustration of a glass jar with fruit inside.

Children Family Humor Sarcasm

The Average Life of a Fruit Fly

Anyone else have a kid so devoted to saving the world that they trap fruit flies only to release them? …

Humor People Sarcasm

The Art of Chewing Loudly

I get that certain foods are going to be louder to chew than others but, IF you are going to eat something crunchy, could you close your mouth? God gave …