What happens when the blackbirds escape the pie they were baked in?

There are, according to my mother, 40,000 birds in my garage. That’s right. Forty thousand. Four, zero, comma, zero, zero, zero. I have a nice house. But I’m not a Rockefeller. I don’t have a garage that would house 40,000 birds—no even tiny hummingbirds. And quite frankly, I don’t think 40,000 of anything would fit […]


An open letter to people who smell cantaloupe before choosing one—

Can a person really over think something?  Is it possible to spend too much time pondering a decision? If I’d only done this, or done that … blah, blah, blah. (Note, if you cannot answer that question from the get-go then you are clearly an over thinker and this post might send you into a […]

You know what really sucks? Hint, it’s not the presidential candidates.

To say I’m irritated would be an understatement. Sarcasm, no. A hyperbole, not even. I try not to moan and groan—not here anyway. Because to be completely frank, I can’t stand reading blogs where people just bitch about their life. So naturally, I don’t read them. But. Today. Today I am beyond words. Alas I […]