Family
How to Give an Insult in Pig Latin
Thanks to my grandmother, I can mutter an entire paragraph of insults without anyone else having a clue (and I don’t clean dishes before they go into the dishwasher) …
A Grandfather’s Final Wisdom
That Christmas was the last time my son ever saw his grandfather. Every now and then I ask him if he remembers what his grandfather said. He says he does, …
The Average Life of a Fruit Fly
Anyone else have a kid so devoted to saving the world that they trap fruit flies only to release them? …
When Someone has Dirt Under their Fingernails
The kind of work that hurts your back, sunburns your face and leaves calloused hands … but also, leaves you smiling— proud to live in a country where dirt under …
Why Would Anyone Wash Dishes BEFORE Putting Them in the Dishwasher?
I learned two things from my grandmother—never apologize for Cousin Eddie, and NEVER wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher …
Is it Harder to Walk on Four Legs, or Two?
When dogs are on a walk, because they have four legs, do they get twice as tired as humans, or half as tired? …
Cow Shit and Leather
Mixed together it becomes more than a memory it becomes an entire time … summers long gone at my great uncle’s farm where I learned how to saddle a horse, …

