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Republicans are More Patriotic Than Democrats
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Republicans are More Patriotic Than Democrats
I used to love going through my mom’s yearbooks. And I thought the boys with Xs were the ones she didn’t like. I was wrong. Very wrong. They were the …
Painting of blackbirds escaping a baked pie.
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What Happens When the Birds Escape the Pie?
There are, according to my mother, 40,000 birds in my garage. That’s right. Forty thousand. Four, zero, comma, zero, zero, zero. I have a nice house. But I’m not a …
The Best Party Trick Ever (it isn’t what you think)
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The Best Party Trick Ever (it isn’t what you think)
Some people smash beer cans on their foreheads, I do long division inside mine. Which has led me to discover just how much of my life I’ve spent asleep. It …
Is it Harder to Walk on Four Legs, or Two?
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Is it Harder to Walk on Four Legs, or Two?
When dogs are on a walk, because they have four legs, do they get twice as tired as humans, or half as tired? …